[Hologram]

[aerospacecommander]

[Well, since the other robots made an appearance, it was time for the most important one to appear.

So have a rather smug looking Cybertronian. But don't worry this is his default expression.]

Greetings.

I am Commander Starscream of the Decepticons. If anyone happens to run across any other members of my faction, direct them to me.

Also, as the pointy-headed member of my species already stated, we require an energy source known as Energon. However, since I am not as inept as some, I can make due with almost any energy source and convert it. So ... with that said, if anyone has access to this sort of thing, I'm sure we can work something out.

[If he has two he grab some organics and hook them to a machine as batteries]

Comments

hologram

[aerospacecommander]

Hmm. What about the 'Predacons' ?

hologram

[uneulogized]

That's too close to "pedocons."

hologram

[aerospacecommander]

[I'm so sorry Jason you're going to have to explain that one to him.]

... What?

hologram

[uneulogized]

I'm not explaining pedophilia to a robot.

hologram

[aerospacecommander]

... What do predacons have to do with that?

hologram

[uneulogized]

Say it three times fast.

hologram

[aerospacecommander]

You're not making any sense. I'm going to assume this is a weird human thing.

hologram

[uneulogized]

That's a safe bet.