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Since there's more than two Cybertronians stuck together, I'm gonna be hammering in a gentle reminder that the Tyrest Accord still exists as long as I'm here. And that means no spreading any of our wartime scrap to anyone on this station. Any of it. Specially if you enjoy your freedom and your health.

To any of you fleshy types: If some two-bit Decepticon lowlife comes in offering something too good to be true, something particularly gruesome and good at making things you don't like explode - just don't even bother. Their faction name isn't there for fun. You'd be surprised how many times organics have fallen for the 'used antimatter cannon' routine.

My name's Fortress Maximus, by the way.

[Yes, it's a mouthful. Some robots have one of those names.]

I'll be here if you're having trouble with any of our lunkheads.

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["Enjoying" may be the wrong word since Tyrest can apparently TELEPORT. But it's better than sitting in a cell for six months.]

I didn't plan on it being a short-term thing.

That's good though! Taking it seriously and all that. ( Fort Max doing well actually makes Rodimus feel good - at least he's done something right for the guy. ) So how's Luna 1 and Red Alert?

Might need to talk about Luna 1 in person, with the big guy.

[Optimus probably needs to hear about the whole TYREST TELEPORTING THING.]

Red Alert.. is better. Easier to look after the Circle than the crew on the Lost Light, I'll say that much.

Sure, there's probably somewhere in this place that's big enough for the two of you at once.

( He'll have to go looking for it, though. BUT THAT SOUNDS IMPORTANT YES. )

Good, good. ( Rodimus means that. ) Hey, we've got our own sort of charm that they're all missing out on when they decided not to come with.

Charm's a nice way of putting it.

[HE's JOKING. He's mostly joking. He just feels bad for what Ratchet has to put up with after seeing Smokescreen somehow ending up with a giant nail embedded in his chest.]

What, you got something better?

( SLIGHTLY PUT OUT C'MON MAX )

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