(1) A post of many points.

[badnewsboy]

[ it's been a long couple of days, but it hasn't been without excitement. the idea that Loki's in space is a novelty that hasn't really worn off yet. while there are other things that he finds himself unwilling to address, the easiest thing to do is take a look at what's right in front of him.

who gave this kid a keyboard? ]

***SUPERCONGRATS** ON OUR FIRST *SPACE VICTORY*!!!! Obligatory yay for us!! Very special thanks to all GIANT ROBOTS and those that THAT BLEW THINGS UP. You metal-clad fellows were quite the sight! (Insert double pistol fingers.) Unexpected fireworks accompanied with copious amounts of punching fists, I've cataloged the event! I have pics! It was super cool etc. etc.

That said- many greetings fellow space adventurers! I've a few point thingies in need of attention.

1. We're not only stuck in space, but we're stuck in HIGH PROFILE space. Being in HIGH PROFILE space we were asked to do battle to protect it against those crazy ET invaders. All because of the gem-stuff that seems to be lodged inside of us, of course. (That sounds terribly unpleasant now as I re-read my commentary.) So, what do you say? I could make a lot of coin printing "another day, another invasion" t-shirts. Tag line suggestions are open for biz!

2. Now that we've won, there should be a victory party. Such events are usually accompanied by round Midgardian pastries covered in sticky, greasy cheese (or possibly the space equivalent of such), large balloons announcing the appropriate celebratory exclamation, as well as oodles of fizzy green soda. It's a boost of morale! Robots welcome! [ he's making magic fingers at his communicator that no one can see. ]

3. Most importantly: Does anyone have a charger for a StarkPhone? Er- fifth generation. I'm in great need.

All forms of communication accepted and eagerly awaited. Now to save the Storage Crystal!


ETA My desperation for a charger risen as my battery life has dropped! 2% in the last 10 minutes! Emergency emergency emergency! I can't live without it!

ETA It's dying further!

ETA DYYYYIIIIIING.

ETA It's dead.

Comments

[uneulogized]

Not that I'm faulting you for your flare for dramatics, but people aren't gonna take you seriously if you post false ETAs.

[badnewsboy]

It was dying as I was typing, Jason!!

[uneulogized]

And now we know to never pick up this StarkPhone.

Thanks for the head's up.

[badnewsboy]

DYING

[badnewsboy]

Unfortunate demise!

[uneulogized]

Oddly enough, I got that the first time.

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[necrokinetic]

You had time to take pictures?

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[badnewsboy]

Mad skills in action! I've still images of robots punching aliens.

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[necrokinetic]

[ ...okay that does sound cool BUT STILL. ]

How are those supposed to help us?

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[uneulogized]

I covered him.

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[necrokinetic]

Do you know him?

[video]

[knightoflight]

[Wing's torn between preening at the praise and being modest. It's a good kind of confusion.]

I think it's wonderful we had an opportunity to use our skills for something good.

[Which certainly hasn't been the case for...oh...most of Cybertronian history.]

[video]

[badnewsboy]

[ this is a robot and he's trying not to get too excited about the robot hologram on his communicator. ]

That sounds as if you usually may use them for the opposite.

[video]

[knightoflight]

My kind has been at war with itself for over four million years. So, unfortunately, yes.

[Wing is the least excitable about being what he is. To him, humans and 'Earth' and all of that is far more fascinating.]

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[rodders]

You took pictures?

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[badnewsboy]

Of course I took some! It was super cool! Aliens versus robot! Epic battles of the century!

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[rodders]

We were pretty great, weren't we.

Rodimus, by the way. One of a few Cybertronians here.

[getoffmyearth]

That is so many words saying so many things and yet is still so far away from making any real sense.

[badnewsboy]

Do you need help reading? I can dictate it too you over a post of the audio fashion.

Whatever format you want it in.

[walkingballpit]

If you find a charger, let me know?

[For now he's ignoring the rest because, woah. Calm down, Sparky.]

[badnewsboy]

[ you'll miss the party, Robbie. ]

Aye, you've one as well?

[text --> hologram]

[alwaysadrift]

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[Oh frag this stupid teeny keyboard; manual input methods are the worst. He switches to hologram so you get a cool (if momentarily frustrated) robot.]

What you mean by party? I'm all for morale building, and thanks for the invite by the way--[Seriously kid, he's feeling kinda verklempt over all the robot positivey.]--but where would we get all that stuff?

[badnewsboy]

[ robots are cool and very metal. he's attracted all of them. it worked!!! ]

You think it would be provided for our gallant services to the station located here among the stars. I wouldn't mind the space equivalent, that be the case.

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[aerospacecommander]

I want copies of any photos you might have taken of me.

voice

[badnewsboy]

[ an overdramatic sigh. ]

My phone's found itself out of power, that means no pics until I find a charger.

You wouldn't happen to have one, would you? Or have means of procuring one?