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knowhere2014-07-05 03:57 pm
badnewsboy) wrote in knowhere2014-07-05 03:57 pm
(1) A post of many points.
[ it's been a long couple of days, but it hasn't been without excitement. the idea that Loki's in space is a novelty that hasn't really worn off yet. while there are other things that he finds himself unwilling to address, the easiest thing to do is take a look at what's right in front of him.
who gave this kid a keyboard? ]
***SUPERCONGRATS** ON OUR FIRST *SPACE VICTORY*!!!! Obligatory yay for us!! Very special thanks to all GIANT ROBOTS and those that THAT BLEW THINGS UP. You metal-clad fellows were quite the sight! (Insert double pistol fingers.) Unexpected fireworks accompanied with copious amounts of punching fists, I've cataloged the event! I have pics! It was super cool etc. etc.
That said- many greetings fellow space adventurers! I've a few point thingies in need of attention.
1. We're not only stuck in space, but we're stuck in HIGH PROFILE space. Being in HIGH PROFILE space we were asked to do battle to protect it against those crazy ET invaders. All because of the gem-stuff that seems to be lodged inside of us, of course. (That sounds terribly unpleasant now as I re-read my commentary.) So, what do you say? I could make a lot of coin printing "another day, another invasion" t-shirts. Tag line suggestions are open for biz!
2. Now that we've won, there should be a victory party. Such events are usually accompanied by round Midgardian pastries covered in sticky, greasy cheese (or possibly the space equivalent of such), large balloons announcing the appropriate celebratory exclamation, as well as oodles of fizzy green soda. It's a boost of morale! Robots welcome! [ he's making magic fingers at his communicator that no one can see. ]
3. Most importantly: Does anyone have a charger for a StarkPhone? Er- fifth generation. I'm in great need.
All forms of communication accepted and eagerly awaited. Now to save the Storage Crystal!
ETA My desperation for a charger risen as my battery life has dropped! 2% in the last 10 minutes! Emergency emergency emergency! I can't live without it!
ETA It's dying further!
ETA DYYYYIIIIIING.
ETA It's dead.
who gave this kid a keyboard? ]
***SUPERCONGRATS** ON OUR FIRST *SPACE VICTORY*!!!! Obligatory yay for us!! Very special thanks to all GIANT ROBOTS and those that THAT BLEW THINGS UP. You metal-clad fellows were quite the sight! (Insert double pistol fingers.) Unexpected fireworks accompanied with copious amounts of punching fists, I've cataloged the event! I have pics! It was super cool etc. etc.
That said- many greetings fellow space adventurers! I've a few point thingies in need of attention.
1. We're not only stuck in space, but we're stuck in HIGH PROFILE space. Being in HIGH PROFILE space we were asked to do battle to protect it against those crazy ET invaders. All because of the gem-stuff that seems to be lodged inside of us, of course. (That sounds terribly unpleasant now as I re-read my commentary.) So, what do you say? I could make a lot of coin printing "another day, another invasion" t-shirts. Tag line suggestions are open for biz!
2. Now that we've won, there should be a victory party. Such events are usually accompanied by round Midgardian pastries covered in sticky, greasy cheese (or possibly the space equivalent of such), large balloons announcing the appropriate celebratory exclamation, as well as oodles of fizzy green soda. It's a boost of morale! Robots welcome! [ he's making magic fingers at his communicator that no one can see. ]
3. Most importantly: Does anyone have a charger for a StarkPhone? Er- fifth generation. I'm in great need.
All forms of communication accepted and eagerly awaited. Now to save the Storage Crystal!
ETA My desperation for a charger risen as my battery life has dropped! 2% in the last 10 minutes! Emergency emergency emergency! I can't live without it!
ETA It's dying further!
ETA DYYYYIIIIIING.
ETA It's dead.
[text --> hologram]
[Oh frag this stupid teeny keyboard; manual input methods are the worst. He switches to hologram so you get a cool (if momentarily frustrated) robot.]
What you mean by party? I'm all for morale building, and thanks for the invite by the way--[Seriously kid, he's feeling kinda verklempt over all the robot positivey.]--but where would we get all that stuff?
no subject
You think it would be provided for our gallant services to the station located here among the stars. I wouldn't mind the space equivalent, that be the case.
no subject
Well yeah it'd be nice. I get the feeling they're kinda busy though. With. Stuff. Whatever they do up there. [HE WONDERS AT NIGHT]
So uh. Your phone. Didn't make it I guess?
[Such a needless death.]
no subject
Don't you robots have parties?
Arg I lost the notif for this somehow ;A;
[ Maybe there should be a wake or something, while on the party topic.]
Of course we do. Just. Not in a really long time.