knowhere | [ 001 - Hologram] What's big, pink and smells like....strawberries?

[There's apparently a lot of giant robots around here. This one's looking a little out-of-sorts though, and it's pretty clear why, when he holds up--or attempts to--a very large wiggly semi-transparent pink cube. Give him a break okay: it's quite slippery, given its gelatinous state.]

Uh. Does anyone...want this? I bought it in the marketplace. I thought it was, ya know, something I could eat. Apparently it's for organics though. [Don't ask how Drift knows this. A medical diagnostic might be on his to-do list though.] And apparently non-returnable now.

[He has no idea what organics would do with such a large quantity of 'strawberry jello' or why it has any right masquerading in the form of an energon cube, but oh well, lesson learned. Drift sets it down before it nearly slips from his hot little fingers, (nevermind the squelching noise please) and pulls out an energon ration pouch, the pink liquid inside sloshing around as he holds it up.]

I am looking for more of this though. It's our fuel, and trust me when I say it's not good for organics. If you see any though, let me know. I can pay you for it, if need be.

[Just...not a lot. What a time to be without his gold currency card. But seriously people, Drift really, really likes not staving! He's done that before and would rather not again. But you better believe he's just the type of idiot to give out what rations he brought with him to the others of his kind. Because even if he's not fond of starving, hey, positive side: he knows how to tolerate it probably better than anyone.]

So Wing, Rodimus, Megatron, anyone else... let me know what supplies you have? I have some rations, if you're in need.

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[It's one thing when you're fleeing for your life, quite another when you're using it for interstellar space condos and shopping malls. ~~It's a good thing he hasn't figured out the mining thing yet.~~] Well no, but I was thinking the Knights traveled far and wide. Maybe this is not a metrotitan but inspired by them?

[It's his best theory Rodimus, hear him out. But when that silence drops like a stone with the name Awkward etched on it, Drift cycles his vents uncomfortably. He can guess...]

Ahhh-ha yeah. [He rubs the back of his helm.] I did my best to stay under the radar. Though...that made things. Kinda. _Lonely.

[You know you've had your fill of calming solitude when even the alien sneering that sometimes greets Cybertronians is a thing you long for.]

So someone just decided to make a head floating around space because of the Knights? Why not just make a full blown replica instead and skip the part where it's decapitated altogether?

( But it's just like Drift and his theories, which causes Rodimus to grin even through the awkwardness. They've got this, they're gonna get this. )

Not anymore, since you're here and I'm here. ( This is the point where he'd throw a friendly arm around Drift's shoulders if they were in the same place. ) Unless they decide to show up like the rest of us, but they'll probably take one look at Megatron and explode. ( Oh man. ) I'd love to see Tarn's face when he finds out that his leader decided to defect. I bet he'd explode.

( This is ignoring the fact that Tarn has a mask and therefore Rodimus wouldn't be able to see. )

Well no. I assume there was a body too at some point. [Seriously Rodimus. Give him some time to fully dispense the theory before debunking!] But if the Knights traveled through this part of space with a metrotitan as their transportation and he had to reveal his bipedal mode? Maybe that served as inspiration for this... [He gestures around him to the station in general.] whatever it is, was, exactly.

[Grinning through awkwardness is his best defense Rodimus, for just about everything. Yes they can both do this!]

And you have no idea how happy I am about that. [Maybe there can't be physical contact but he still leans in. Virtual hugs maybe?] And I shamelessly confess that I'd be giddy with excitement if that happened.

[Excitement and terror. Because if it came to a fight between Megatron and Tarn the collateral damage would be off the scale. And well, he'd worry for Megatron. Not that he'll tell anyone that, even the other Decepticon here thinks him crazy for having any shred of compassion for the ex-warlord.]

Yeah, maybe. ( He's heard both more likely and more unlikely from Drift, so he won't hold it against him. Much. ) Whatever it is, maybe that's why we've been brought here - to fight what can decapitate a Metrotitan.

That makes two of us. I did tell you that you should have called, right? Because seriously, Drift, you should have called. ( Virtual hugs are totally and absolutely something he's down for, leaning in further in response. It's close enough, right?? ) Well that's something we can look forward to the moment any of the DJD decide to show up.

( A shame it doesn't end up that well for any of them when they do actually show up on the Lost Light. But eh. Details. Also don't feel bad for Megatron, Drift, what are you - on some sort of drug? )

Urk--[Now there's a pleasant thought.]--that's one heck of task. Not beyond us though. [Maybe he's overconfident. Maybe he just wants to say 'us' in a meaningful way. Hard to tell!]

Yes, yes you did. [This is his best I'M SORRY face.] Maybe I was just waiting for one of those obnoxious messages you liked to send me with your favorite derogatory nickname? [Because if they can still joke about that it means everything's all right, yeah?]

I think I'll pass on wishing for that to happen though, as great as the entertainment would be. I don't want to think of any of that squad with one of these gem things, especially Tarn. [Nope, PASS. The less DJD in his vicinity, the better.]

No, no it isn't. We've faced worse - well, I've faced worse recently. You're still lucky you managed to get out of all of that.

Busy saving the universe, remember? Tyrest, Dead universe, Shockwave - kind fills a schedule up so full even Magnus couldn't pencil in anything more. But hey, if it makes you feel better I can start here.

( Send him obnoxious text messages. Yeah, he's got that. )

But at least we'd have ours, and more time to practice them. We could totally take 'em. Probably. ( No. )

Hmmmm. In all honestly I think I'd prefer an enemy I can fight to an unseen one. [There is no 'safe' with the DJD around especially with no sure way to hide his energy signature. Zombie metrotitans sound more appealing to be honest.]

Hey those are all important things, you had your hands full. [And Drift is only one person after all, unimportant in the grander scheme of things. Eheh, yeeeah.]

I'd hope the universe would grant me a reprieve, give me an edge, allow us to prepare before it happened. Trap them maybe, nice and clean. [Drift can dream, right?]

The Lost Light did most of the fighting and finding Metroplex. I just helped with the last minute rescue.

( You're important to him, damn it. )

Trap them, Drift? The DJD. ( That sounds ridiculous. ) There's no way they're not going down without a fight.

[Yeah maybe he's a little proud of that. The Lost Light crew were still his people, kind of, harsh goodbyes not withstanding and all.]

Sounds like a hell of a fight. Not surprised you all pulled through though.

[You especially, Rodimus.]

What? A bot can hope right? There are some pretty scary-amazing people here that I bet would help us. We got pretty creative with Overlord, right?

You wouldn't have liked it - no one used swords. So technically they all would have been mine.

( It's a natural talent of his, what can he say. But the mention of Overlord causes his smile to falter and eventually fall. )

Yeah, only everyone who did that isn't here. So-- ( Possibly the most obvious sign of the fact that things have happened is the absence of any mention of his role in getting Overlord taken care of. He falls silent, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly before deciding that maybe moving on is the best tactic here. ) Anyway. We'll figure out something if any of them do show up. I mean, showing Megatron to them might be our best bet to getting out of that one alive. Watch them have a crisis of faith while we spring a trap.

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Technically. [HUFF.] Can't make you do all the work though.

[And well. Everyone else who was, uh, actually there. *sigh*]

Not saying we'd do the same thing. My point is we can get pretty creative with the resources at hand. [No face falling allowed Rodimus, if Drift can keep his in shape while talking about the DJD, so can you.] I think there will be more than a 'showing' of Megatron happening there. If I know him, that's some unfinished business that he'll want to handle personally.

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