Drift of Rodion | Transformers IDW (
alwaysadrift) wrote in
knowhere2014-07-08 02:08 pm
[ 001 - Hologram] What's big, pink and smells like....strawberries?
[There's apparently a lot of giant robots around here. This one's looking a little out-of-sorts though, and it's pretty clear why, when he holds up--or attempts to--a very large wiggly semi-transparent pink cube. Give him a break okay: it's quite slippery, given its gelatinous state.]
Uh. Does anyone...want this? I bought it in the marketplace. I thought it was, ya know, something I could eat. Apparently it's for organics though. [Don't ask how Drift knows this. A medical diagnostic might be on his to-do list though.] And apparently non-returnable now.
[He has no idea what organics would do with such a large quantity of 'strawberry jello' or why it has any right masquerading in the form of an energon cube, but oh well, lesson learned. Drift sets it down before it nearly slips from his hot little fingers, (nevermind the squelching noise please) and pulls out an energon ration pouch, the pink liquid inside sloshing around as he holds it up.]
I am looking for more of this though. It's our fuel, and trust me when I say it's not good for organics. If you see any though, let me know. I can pay you for it, if need be.
[Just...not a lot. What a time to be without his gold currency card. But seriously people, Drift really, really likes not staving! He's done that before and would rather not again. But you better believe he's just the type of idiot to give out what rations he brought with him to the others of his kind. Because even if he's not fond of starving, hey, positive side: he knows how to tolerate it probably better than anyone.]
So Wing, Rodimus, Megatron, anyone else... let me know what supplies you have? I have some rations, if you're in need.
Uh. Does anyone...want this? I bought it in the marketplace. I thought it was, ya know, something I could eat. Apparently it's for organics though. [Don't ask how Drift knows this. A medical diagnostic might be on his to-do list though.] And apparently non-returnable now.
[He has no idea what organics would do with such a large quantity of 'strawberry jello' or why it has any right masquerading in the form of an energon cube, but oh well, lesson learned. Drift sets it down before it nearly slips from his hot little fingers, (nevermind the squelching noise please) and pulls out an energon ration pouch, the pink liquid inside sloshing around as he holds it up.]
I am looking for more of this though. It's our fuel, and trust me when I say it's not good for organics. If you see any though, let me know. I can pay you for it, if need be.
[Just...not a lot. What a time to be without his gold currency card. But seriously people, Drift really, really likes not staving! He's done that before and would rather not again. But you better believe he's just the type of idiot to give out what rations he brought with him to the others of his kind. Because even if he's not fond of starving, hey, positive side: he knows how to tolerate it probably better than anyone.]
So Wing, Rodimus, Megatron, anyone else... let me know what supplies you have? I have some rations, if you're in need.

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[Robbie has a soft spot for the dessert.]
So... pink cubes could be Jell-O, could be a poison for organics - I'm guessing that's me? And you guys need it to eat.
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[Which he might know, if he'd read the packaging a little more closely.]
Poisonous and, uh, technically explosive? if handled really improperly. [It's quite delicious when not being explosive though!] But yes. It's not so good for humans. Which...I assume you are?
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I think I'm gonna go down the market place and make sure there's no pink cubes still for sale. Before another human buys it and buys it.
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Well if it's any consolation, I haven't found any energon around Knowhere at all. So...less chance of random poisoning?
[Annnd more chances of Cybertronians starving but hey, at least no one else's desert choices come with surprise risks?]
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this thread is priceless
Yes. Yes, it is.
these two need to do stupid things together
I'm on it.
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Drift. The name's Drift.
And it's definitely not energon. [He tested it already!]
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Hey someone had to at least try.
[He took one for the team! So maybe it smelled a little funny... YOLO!]
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[Well okay maybe that Starscream can be the next test subject.]
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[he is not embarrassed to be a 40+ year old man admitting that.]
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[Clearly bringing jello is this place is his destiny! How exactly that works he has no idea.]
It's all yours if you want it. I'll even try and, um, wrap it up again somehow.
[Please take it, it's starting to make a sticky puddle around his footplates. Seriously how do humans eat this stuff?]
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[Peter seriously can't remember the last time he had jello. For real. But it's a thing and you know it could be prison food.]
Ok don't be doing that, it's just a lost cause to try and put it back. I can come collect it.
[Also mildly concerned maybe he did it wrong.]
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[Though on second thought, 'Jello Summoner' is not exactly his first choice as special powers go.]
I'll just, uh, save it for you then.
[And try not to get his metaly fingerprints all over it any more than they already are. Drift's pretty sure it wouldn't fit back in that tiny box anyway. Not after the 'just add water' step.]
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[Gnnnuh he's glad to see you.]
Yeah. That's a good idea. I have plenty to share. [Sort of but details, whatever. Just so the jet doesn't go hungry.] How are you faring?
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We're in this together after all.
I'm fine, of course. This place, though? it still unsettles me.
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I didn't come in with anything.
( No energon, nothing. )
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Not a single ration packet?
[Well, good that a certain someone else hasn't gotten past is slumdog food hoarding habits. Drift usually doesn't appreciate his (sticky compartments and all) but he's glad for it now.]
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I just got back from the Dead Universe before I got here. It wasn't really high on our priority list.
( Right. That was a thing that happened that he hasn't told Drift about yet. )
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So, what's your actual fuel made out of? You say it's not good, right? That makes me curious. I can't help it.
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There's converters too, which can use almost any organic base material. But uh, don't have one of those sadly. [IF ONLY]
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hologram; nevermind me fat fingering the send button while phone tagging /whistles
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