knowhere | Hologram

[ The hologram is rather funny looking, walking in place through an unseen crowd, occasionally making weird arm motions that are either steering people out of his way or a terrible interpretive dance. ]

Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.

For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.

[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]

Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.

If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.

[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]

Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.

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I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just wondering what to look out for. Flashing, unusual lights wasn't too detailed to go on in a space station.

... most people wouldn't know what hyperkinetic energy looks like.

Energy's usually not something than can be seen at all.

If they don't know what it looks like, describe it.

I can't demo - ugh, I don't know if the hologram would catch it.

Okay, bright yellow and blue streaks, multi-colored bubbles that look giant globular Skittles. Basically, your first thought should be "did I accidentally drop acid?"