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knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
walkingballpit) wrote in knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
Hologram
[ The hologram is rather funny looking, walking in place through an unseen crowd, occasionally making weird arm motions that are either steering people out of his way or a terrible interpretive dance. ]
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
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( What the heck. )
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Trucks are awesome, though?
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Not as nice as sports cars though, c'mon. We're pretty great.
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Yeah, sounds about right. It's not something that all cats - or organics in general, whatever you want to call us.
I wouldn't know. My dad used to have one. Maybe he still does. He never let me drive it.
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Take it from personal experience then. You can't beat a speedster - even if every jet'll try to tell you differently.
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Funny you call yourself a speedster when you brag. I knew a human one one who had a pretty high opinion of himself.
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( .... a pause. )
He turns into a car?
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[He could not help himself.]
... uh, no. We use the word for someone who moves annoyingly, superhumanly fast. Like breaks the sound barrier fast. It's hell on your eardrums.
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No, Rodimus. You're not even from my planet, how do you know about that?
( Misunderstanding what Robbie's saying? Absolutely. )
One of the Seekers can make sonic booms? I think that's all we've got that's like that.