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knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
walkingballpit) wrote in knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
Hologram
[ The hologram is rather funny looking, walking in place through an unseen crowd, occasionally making weird arm motions that are either steering people out of his way or a terrible interpretive dance. ]
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
[hologram; locked]
[Harrumph?]
I don't know, but it gives us something to look for. Perhaps the market?
[hologram; locked]
[So there.]
That's where I'm heading.
[hologram; locked]
[In his head, Wing is already drafting up the manifesto for feline rights. Please keep giving him material.]
I can meet you there? Perhaps two of us can search better than one.
[Since he's pretty sure your cat is mad at you.]
[hologram; locked]
[ Robbie will overlook some of the crap that's been said if it means getting help in the search.
Yeah, sounds good.
[hologram; locked]
[Some form of mind control? Clearly he has a great deal to learn.]
I will meet you there!
[And with that, he's off, heading down to the market, hoping he can find this amazing creature.]