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knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
walkingballpit) wrote in knowhere2014-09-16 10:39 am
Hologram
[ The hologram is rather funny looking, walking in place through an unseen crowd, occasionally making weird arm motions that are either steering people out of his way or a terrible interpretive dance. ]
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
Okay. Nobody panic. There may or may not be a cat wandering the space station. Or. You know. Crawling around in the ducts. I'm not sure if he's in them yet.
For those that aren't from Earth, a cat is a small, nonverbal ball of orange fur with four legs. This answers to Niels.
[ He stops walking momentarily, but then shrugs and resumes the pace. ]
Okay, he doesn't answer to Niels, but he'll glance at you for a good four seconds before he goes back to doing what he wants.
If you see him, please, please don't spook him. Just call me. He's not a normal housecat - trust me we do not want him freaking out in a confined space. You should see what he does to his carriers.
[ It has, at least, occurred to him that everyone from an Earth is going to think this is a joke or perhaps that he's crazy. He might as well go for broke, right? ]
Um. Better let me know if you see any. Unusual. Light shows. And don't use any high-speed bouncing blurs of orange for target practice. You'll only make him harder to catch.
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[The preening probably not, but then it was likely more essential for cat deities to keep up appearances than it was for normal folk.]
Gotcha. I suppose I can start near your quarters, unless there's somewhere else he likes to make appearances?
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I... guess...
[He's never thought of it as anything but annoying, having to clean up the walls and such.]
I don't know where else he likes to go This is the first time he's gotten out.
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Hmm, well that gives me a place to start at least. I'll let you know if I find anything!
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Thanks man.
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Anytime.